
Web Design + Online Stores
Let's be real for a second. You know when you Google a business and the website looks like it was built in 2014 and never touched again? And you immediately trust them less? That's what a bad website is doing to you right now.
We can fix that.
We build websites that actually do something - load fast, communicate clearly, and make people click the button you want them to click.


WEB SERVICES
Standard Packages
One page. One job. Whether it's a campaign, a launch, a sign-up, or a "just put something up so people stop asking if we have a website" situation.
- Mobile responsive.
- Contact form or email capture.
- Basic SEO so Google knows you exist.
- 1 round of revisions.
- 10-minute training session (recorded) plus handover guide
Turnaround: 1–2 weeks
The "I'm a real business and I need to look like one" package.
- Home, About, Services, Contact, plus one more page of your choosing.
- Mobile responsive.
- Contact forms that actually work.
- Google Analytics and basic SEO setup.
- Social links.
- 2 rounds of revisions
- 45-minute training session (recorded) plus handover guide
Turnaround: 2–4 weeks.
This is the one for businesses that are past the startup phase and need a site that does real work.
- Custom layout and design for every page - not the same template copy-pasted ten times.
- Mobile responsive.
- Blog setup if you're into that.
- Contact forms, booking integration, lead capture - whatever your business needs to actually function online.
- On-page SEO for every page.
- Google Analytics and Search Console.
- Social integration.
- 2 rounds of revisions.
- A 45-minute training session (recorded, so you can rewatch it at 2am when you forget how to update your hours) plus a handover guide.
Turnaround: 4–8 weeks, depending on how fast you get us your content.
For people who sell things and are tired of their checkout process losing them money. Shopify, Printful or WIX setup.
- Product page design and upload for up to 25 products.
additional products are quoted because each because data entry is tedious.
- Payment processing.
- Shipping and tax configuration.
- Mobile responsive.
- SEO for everything.
- Email marketing integration — Mailchimp, Klaviyo, whatever you're using.
- 45-minute training session (recorded) plus handover guide.
For existing sites that need a facelift, not a funeral.
- Design audit and recommendations.
- Updated layout, typography, colour, and imagery.
- Content restructuring - you provide updated copy, or add copywriting for $500+.
- SEO review and fixes.
- Platform stays the same. We just make it on brand and up to date.
Turnaround: 2–4 weeks.
- Copywriting for your full site - from $500. Because "lorem ipsum" is not a content strategy.
- Additional pages beyond your package — $200/page.
- Blog post template design - $250.
- Email newsletter template - $300.
- Domain and hosting setup or migration - $150. We'll deal with the DNS so you don't have to pretend you know what that means.
- Monthly maintenance retainer - $150/month. Updates, backups, troubleshooting, and someone to call when something breaks at the worst possible time.
Need More Than A Standard Package?
Sometimes you don't just need a site. You need the whole thing — the brand strategy, the social media, the content plan, the ads, the email campaigns, the "someone please just tell me what to post and when and why."
We get it. We've been there. We've built multiple brands from the ground up and we know what it actually takes because we do it for ourselves every single day.
This is the stuff that doesn't fit into a tidy package with a fixed price because every business is different and if someone is selling you a one-size-fits-all marketing strategy they're probably lying to you.
Brand strategy and positioning
Figuring out what you actually stand for, who you're talking to, and why anyone should care. Not a just a cute mood board - like an actual plan.
Social media management
Content calendars, post creation, scheduling, community engagement, making your grid look like a human runs it and not a marketing intern with a Hootsuite login (or worse, ai.... *gross*)
Content strategy
what to say, where to say it, how often, and why. Blog, email, social, video, podcast, whatever your business actually needs. Not whatever's trending on TikTok this week or whatever that random dude in your dms is trying to sell you.
Ad creative and campaign setup
Meta ads, Google ads, the stuff that actually puts your business in front of people who don't already follow you. Creative, copy, targeting, setup. We can manage it or build it and hand it off.
Email marketing
Welcome sequences, product launches, newsletters, abandoned cart flows, the unsexy stuff that actually makes money while you sleep (sorry that sounded hustle culture girl boss).
Ongoing brand management
For businesses that need someone keeping the whole thing consistent and moving forward. Monthly retainer, scoped to what you actually need, managed by a real person who's actually run social media brands with more than 400 followers.
HOW THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
You reach out. Tell us what you need: a landing page, a full site, an e-commerce build, or a mercy killing for whatever you've got going on right now.
We send you an intake form. Takes 15 minutes, covers your business, your audience, what you like, what you hate, and what your site needs to actually do for you.
We quote it. Fixed price. No "oh that'll be extra" halfway through.
Then the fun part: we build it. You get check-ins at every milestone. We show you things before they're done so you can steer the ship.
We hand it over. Your site. Your domain. Your content. Your logins. All of it. We're not a landlord. We don't hold your website hostage.
If you want to leave, you leave with everything. We also give you a guide and a training session on the bigger packages - so you actually know how to run the thing.
20% Off Your First Order
Remember, You will Die
Make Something
That Matters
Applies to print costs only - not blanks, not artwork design, not shipping.
One use per customer. First order means first order.
Screen printing minimum still applies - 24 pieces per design.
Sticker orders must be $100 or more before discount.
Can't be combined with bundled project pricing or other discounts.
Rush surcharges are calculated before the discount is applied.
We reserve the right to end this offer whenever we feel like it.